Name change

I would like to continue this blog, but Worzaskapalooza 2007 is so 5 minutes ago. Any suggestions for a new name? The address will still be the same, but I need a new name. I would like something catchy, but not too cute.

Mmmmmmmm....turkey

 

Boy that was fun! My toe is now officially broken and I'm still limping around. I'll post a pic of the x-ray next week.

Just A Thought...

I found this postcard on the way out, maybe we can all send it to our friends to brag about being at the beach over the weekend.

Anybody Need Anything From California Before I Go...............?

oh.....too bad ................................................I'm gone!! BJ

Worzaskapalooza Superlatives

BJ had a good idea to award a prize for who traveled the farthest. Let's expand this.

1. Traveled the farthest
2. Best dressed
3. Best looking
4. Grouchiest upon arrival
5. First person to say one of the "Top 16 things..."
6. Biggest cry baby...3 age categories, TBA
7. First person to leave
8. Most intoxicated
9. Most hours spent in front of the TV
10. First person to pop a Tums

The Biggest Gainer

I thought it would be a good idea to place a scale by the front door. When we check-in, take off your shoes and step on the scale. The person who gains the most weight over the course of this 4 day "Eat-in" will be recognized in the International Confederation of Competitive Eaters Hall of Fame.

Patrick Bertoletti holds the record for eating a 4 3/4 lb turkey in a mere 12 minutes!

I think Patrick is going to have a run for his money next week!

Cold Feet

Which one is it going to be??

Countdown to Turkey!

Writers' Strike

The Hollywood writers' strike has taken its toll here at Worzaskapalooza, too.

Weather Link

www.weather.com FYI ..... and so nobody asks to borrow any of my cool clothes. BJW

People Against Sauerkraut

Gift for Traveling the Greatest Distance

Any suggestions??

Good morning Baltimore

The Top 16 Things You Won’t Be Hearing At Bethany Beach This Thanksgiving

Now that the sugar rush of Halloween has worn off, we can now focus all of our attention on our Traditional Family Thanksgiving.

I had an overwhelming response to this and thank you all who emailed me your ideas. Of course, I couldn't put them all on the list because some were just too stupid and not very funny.

If you're offended by any of the statements below, please don't be. Take this opportunity to THANK your family members who were kind enough to point out your faults.

16. Too bad Carolyn and Lou couldn't make it.
15. I'm voting for Hillary!
14. Hey, its great to see you!
13.Can I have your opinion on _________??
12. Did you see that article on _______ in The WS Journal on Friday?? Could you believe that guy said that??
11. I'm sorry,I didn't mean to interrupt you.
10. Don't you think you've had too much to drink..there are children here!!
9. No....not for me ..I'm trying to lose a few pounds!! And besides..that stuff isn't really good for you!!!
8. You know what...you really have me there..I just don't know the answer to that!!
7. John and Lauren, why don't you go out and we'll watch Zoe and Elliott for you?
6. Great idea Jane, let's do this again next year!
5. San, you landed on Boardwalk with 5 hotels, but since you're my sister I'll let you go for free.
4. I don't mind not having an ocean view room.
3. Since you did most of the cooking, sit down and let me clean up.
2. No, the turkey is just right!
1.No, dammit, it's my turn to treat

Six stages of The Bethany Beach Thanksgiving

1. Infatuation: This is great! My family is getting together for Thanksgiving! At the beach no less. What a great idea...

2. Clarification: OK, so we're all getting together and I'm driving for 7 hours in a car with a toddler whose attention span is 30 seconds and a baby that needs to eat every 90 minutes, but it's worth it to spend time together for a memorable holiday. In a house with 50 OTHER PEOPLE?

3. Confusion: Wait...who is coming? when? Where am I sleeping? When do we change rooms? Why does so and so need a room that faces southwest on Thursday and northeast on Friday?

4.Disenchantment: What's so great about the holiday season anyway? And Thanksgiving is way too commercial. I'll walk away 5 pounds heavier, maybe 10 if I don't run when I'm there.

5.Accommodation: We can do this, the drive is a measly 7 hours, we'll just do it, get it done and we'll always remember the time together.

6. Death: Forget it. Let's order a pizza at home in the 'burgh.

This is what we'd like

Bethany Beach Scandal

It turns out that Jane Price has misled us. After a thorough investigation, it turns out THIS is the waterfront beachhouse we were sold.
SHAME SHAME on you Jane for ripping off your family!

What are you planning on doing with the money you scammed?

Worzaskapalooza 2007

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Feel free to post your thoughts and ideas you have for this years get together.