1. Infatuation: This is great! My family is getting together for Thanksgiving! At the beach no less. What a great idea...
2. Clarification: OK, so we're all getting together and I'm driving for 7 hours in a car with a toddler whose attention span is 30 seconds and a baby that needs to eat every 90 minutes, but it's worth it to spend time together for a memorable holiday. In a house with 50 OTHER PEOPLE?
3. Confusion: Wait...who is coming? when? Where am I sleeping? When do we change rooms? Why does so and so need a room that faces southwest on Thursday and northeast on Friday?
4.Disenchantment: What's so great about the holiday season anyway? And Thanksgiving is way too commercial. I'll walk away 5 pounds heavier, maybe 10 if I don't run when I'm there.
5.Accommodation: We can do this, the drive is a measly 7 hours, we'll just do it, get it done and we'll always remember the time together.
6. Death: Forget it. Let's order a pizza at home in the 'burgh.
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