Now that the sugar rush of Halloween has worn off, we can now focus all of our attention on our Traditional Family Thanksgiving.
I had an overwhelming response to this and thank you all who emailed me your ideas. Of course, I couldn't put them all on the list because some were just too stupid and not very funny.
If you're offended by any of the statements below, please don't be. Take this opportunity to THANK your family members who were kind enough to point out your faults.
16. Too bad Carolyn and Lou couldn't make it.
15. I'm voting for Hillary!
14. Hey, its great to see you!
13.Can I have your opinion on _________??
12. Did you see that article on _______ in The WS Journal on Friday?? Could you believe that guy said that??
11. I'm sorry,I didn't mean to interrupt you.
10. Don't you think you've had too much to drink..there are children here!!
9. No....not for me ..I'm trying to lose a few pounds!! And besides..that stuff isn't really good for you!!!
8. You know what...you really have me there..I just don't know the answer to that!!
7. John and Lauren, why don't you go out and we'll watch Zoe and Elliott for you?
6. Great idea Jane, let's do this again next year!
5. San, you landed on Boardwalk with 5 hotels, but since you're my sister I'll let you go for free.
4. I don't mind not having an ocean view room.
3. Since you did most of the cooking, sit down and let me clean up.
2. No, the turkey is just right!
1.No, dammit, it's my turn to treat
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The Monopoly "joke" is all very funny, but I'm not playing if certain people take this GAME too seriously and are too cutthroat about a GAME and can't give a person a break so that she can stay in the GAME, ot if I can't have the shoe.
The last time we were all together at the beach and played monopoly, I had to take John out so he would not be "frightened". We were both in tears. Give her the shoe.
As Jimmy Dugan once said (sort of): "There's no CRYING in Monopoly." If you can't pay the rent then get off the Boardwalk.
I want to know what happenned to all of those comments ...did someone erase them???
Jimmy Dugan??????? Sounds "made up"!!!?? But on the same vein.....and I beleive it was Lou, who said : "Monopoly.....I'm really amazed how good I am at this game if I cheat!"
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